Writer and creative director. Brand work by day. Comedy by night.

I'm a writer and creative director who splits his time between brand work and writing comedy. One keeps me sharp. The other keeps me humble in front of drunk strangers.

Thirteen years in, I've written for global brands, founders, fashion labels, charities, alcohol, auto, tech, basically anything that needs clarity, personality, or a well-timed insult. My work's picked up around 50 awards, shown up in the New York Times, LA Times and The Times in London, and pulled in millions in earned media, which is the polite way of saying we didn't pay for PR but it still exploded.

Before advertising I was a pastry chef. Before Miami I lived in LA. Before that I was a British man with no idea he'd end up writing jokes in America. Life moves... and relax, I've got a green card.

My only goal: make people feel something. If they laugh, even better.

If you want to make something sharp, bold, or viral, I'm in. If you want to see me tell jokes under a brick wall (in a questionable outfit), keep scrolling.